|Release date||19 February 2007 (Update)|
|Quest NPC?||Tower of Life|
|Location||Tower of Life|
| He likes to weightlift a little too much.|
'The Guns' is one of the workers supposed to be building the Tower of Life. He is seen repeatedly performing a military press with a log, with the number of lifts he has done appearing above his head on each lift. He counts up to 8,200 - 10,000 before he loses count and then starts over again. He counts at a rate of 100 every 3 minutes, so it takes 5 hours for 'The Guns' to do 10,000 log presses. When he counts high enough, he'll mix up the numbers and then say "Bah! Start again!"
Fun fact: 'The Guns' name is actually an anachronism since there are actually no such thing as guns in the game.