|Release date||29 May 2007 (Update)|
|Location||Jolly Boar Inn|
|He's suspiciously talented with a meat-cleaver.|
The cook works at the Jolly Boar Inn kitchen area, northeast of Varrock. He is a bald man with brown goatee, sandals, and a white apron only appearing in his leg area. He always seemed to be in a grumpy state of mind, though if asked for a joke, he would only make fun of you.
When asked for why he works near the Wilderness, he responds that it has "sucked the warmth and humanity" out of him, and now he is a "hollow shell holding nothing but anger, misery, and gourmet recipes". Due to this dialogue, it is hinted that he was once a nice man.
Despite the amount of time he spends cooking, the inn actually sells no food.