Narf is a strange fellow that can be thieved as well as attacked. He gives the same amount of coins as well as the similar drops and Thieving experience as a man. He is most likely in a gang of thieves including Jeff, Rusty and Cuffs. When talked to, the player automatically comments that his name is strange, and Narf responds, "Well, at least I don't call myself (player's username)! Where do you get a name like that?"
Drops[]
100%[]
Item Quantity Rarity GE market price 
Bones 1 Always 89
Runes and Talismans[]
Item Quantity Rarity GE market price
Chaos rune 2; 4 Unknown 178–356
Earth rune 4 Unknown 16
Fire rune 6 Unknown 30
Mind rune 9 Unknown 27
Weapons, Ammunition and Armour[]
Item Quantity Rarity GE market price
Bronze med helm 1 Unknown 76
Iron dagger 1 Unknown 23
Bronze arrow 7 Unknown 35
Bronze bolts 2–12 Common 4–24
Staff of air 1 Very rare 1,620
Herbs[]
Item Quantity Rarity GE market price
Guam leaf(m) 1 Common 26
Marrentill(m) 1 Common 24
Tarromin(m) 1 Common 153
Harralander(m) 1 Uncommon 706
Ranarr weed(m) 1 Uncommon 7,682
Irit leaf(m) 1 Uncommon 789
Avantoe(m) 1 Uncommon 1,848
Kwuarm(m) 1 Rare 1,195
Cadantine(m) 1 Rare 1,339
Lantadyme(m) 1 Rare 1,419
Dwarf weed(m) 1 Very rare 427
Other[]
Item Quantity Rarity GE market price
Coins 3; 5; 15 Common Not sold
Copper ore 1 Common 95
Cabbage 1 Common 40
Fishing bait Unknown Uncommon 4
Earth talisman 1 Uncommon 310
Clue scroll (easy)(m) 1 Rare Not sold
