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H.A.M. Guard
H.A.M. Guard
Release date 22 February 2005 (Update)
Members? Yes
Combat level 12, 18, 22
Always drops Bones
A guard for the humans against monster group.
Combat info
Hitpoints 15, 20, 30
Aggressive No
Poisonous No
Max hit Unknown (edit)
Weakness Unknown (edit)
Attack Styles
Slayer-icon Slayer info
Not assigned
Combat-icon Combat stats
Attack-icon Strength-icon Defence-icon Ranged-icon Magic-icon
 ?  ?  ?  ?  ?
Attack-icon Aggressive stats
White dagger White scimitar White warhammer Magic-icon Ranged-icon
 ?  ?  ?  ?  ?
Defence-icon Defensive stats
White dagger White scimitar White warhammer Magic-icon Ranged-icon
 ?  ?  ?  ?  ?
Other bonuses Immunities
Strength-icon RangedStrength-icon Attack-icon Poison hitsplat Venom hitsplat
 ?  ?  ?  ?  ?
Attack speed
Unknown (edit)
H.A.M. Guard chathead

H.A.M. Guards are found in the H.A.M. Hideout, patrolling the entire cave, guarding the Human Against Monsters' members.

If players have the idea to pickpocket H.A.M. guards downstairs in the store room for clues instead of H.A.M. members in the hideout itself —by the logic that you can't get kicked out there— note that this is might not be a good idea if you're pickpocketing solely for clues, since the guards downstairs also give chest keys 50% of the time, meaning that because of it the chances of receiving a clue has been halved (testing determined that the possibility of the drop rate being halved is very likely. The average of the testing was a clue 1/88 pickpockets with 12 clues tested.



Item Quantity Rarity GE market price
Bones Bones 1 Always 53


Item Quantity Rarity GE market price
Leather body Leather body 1 Uncommon 13
Leather boots Leather boots 1 Uncommon 42
Leather gloves Leather gloves 1 Unknown - might not be in table 3
Ham shirt Ham shirt 1 Uncommon 50
Ham hood Ham hood 1 Uncommon 274
Ham robe Ham robe 1 Uncommon 345
Ham logo Ham logo 1 Uncommon 1,245
Ham cloak Ham cloak 1 Common 1,773
Ham boots Ham boots 1 Uncommon 4,026
Ham gloves Ham gloves 1 Common 1,422


Item Quantity Rarity GE market price
Uncut opal Uncut opal 1 Uncommon 215
Uncut jade Uncut jade 1 Uncommon 430


Item Quantity Rarity GE market price
Grimy guam leaf Grimy guam leaf 1 Uncommon 13
Grimy marrentill Grimy marrentill 1 Unknown 13
Grimy tarromin Grimy tarromin 1 Unknown 125
Sweetcorn seed 5 Sweetcorn seed 1 Uncommon 3
Strawberry seed 5 Strawberry seed 1 Unknown 6
Onion seed 5 Onion seed 1 Uncommon 1


Item Quantity Rarity GE market price
Iron ore Iron ore 1 Uncommon 86
Coal Coal 1 Uncommon 193


Item Quantity Rarity GE market price
Bronze arrow 5 Bronze arrow 1–15 Common 5–75
Bronze axe Bronze axe 1 Common 4
Bronze dagger Bronze dagger 1 Common 31
Bronze pickaxe Bronze pickaxe 1 Common 79
Iron axe Iron axe 1 Common 40
Iron dagger Iron dagger 1 Common 2
Iron pickaxe Iron pickaxe 1 Common 162
Steel arrow 5 Steel arrow 1–13 Uncommon 31–403
Steel axe Steel axe 1 Uncommon 38
Steel dagger Steel dagger 1 Uncommon 11
Steel pickaxe Steel pickaxe 1 Uncommon 744


Item Quantity Rarity GE market price
Buttons Buttons 1 Uncommon Not sold
Rusty sword Rusty sword 1 Common Not sold
Cowhide Cowhide 1–2 Uncommon 72–144
Raw chicken Raw chicken 1–3 Uncommon 83–249
Raw anchovies Raw anchovies 1 Uncommon 76
Logs Logs 1–3 Common 33–99
Knife Knife 1 Uncommon 76
Feather Feather 1–5 Common 3–15
Needle Needle 1 Uncommon 39
Tinderbox Tinderbox 1 Uncommon 62
Thread Thread 1–4 Uncommon 10–40
Coins 5 Coins 5–16 Common Not sold
Clue scroll (easy) Clue scroll (easy) 1 Unknown Not sold
Bronze key (H.A.M.) Bronze key (H.A.M.) 1 Unknown Not sold
Iron key (H.A.M.) Iron key (H.A.M.) 1 Unknown Not sold
Silver key (H.A.M.) Silver key (H.A.M.) 1 Unknown Not sold
Steel key (H.A.M.) Steel key (H.A.M.) 1 Unknown Not sold
Cosmic talisman Cosmic talisman 1 Very rare 560

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