|Release date||5 March 2015 (Update)|
|Notable features||Taskmaster for the Lumbridge & Draynor Diary.|
| Attracts a lot of attention.|
- His name is a pun based on the phrase from the movie The Interview, "Hate us cause they ain't us", due to the fact he is wearing very rare and highly coveted equipment.
|Lumbridge & Draynor Diary||
|Western Provinces Diary||