|Release date||23 August 2005 (Update)|
| A busy-body who loves a bit of gossip.|
Miss Schism is a lady who can be found in Draynor Village next to the window of the Wise Old Man's house. She shares gossip and rumours with the player, particularly those about the Wise Old Man. She suspects that he was the person who robbed the Draynor Village bank and killed all the guards, bankers, and witnesses.
She is a member of the Draynor Manor Restoration Fund. She tells you how Draynor Manor is going to be turned into a Museum.
- The word schism means a division between a group of people, possibly referring to the division that rumours and gossip can cause.
- Coincidentally or not, her name also sounds very similar to the spanish word "Chisme", which means "Gossip".